Top 10 Gag Gift Pens – Pencil Holders & Pen Holders

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1. Dump-a-Trump


The Original Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder, Funny Donald Trump White Elephant Gift and Christmas Present

Dump-a-Trump #ad - Realistically handcrafted: measuring 4. 5" x 3. 5" x 5" donald trump toy is made of durable polyresin material and expertly crafted realistic look and facial expression; Detailed hand-painted and featuring his signature hair, orange tan, and 'Make America Great Again' hat. Versatile in purpose: use it as desk decor or a republican gift, paintbrushes, or display it as a forever Trump 2020 reminder; Our Trump collectible can be displayed anywhere a sense of humor is welcome or not.

Trump pen holder & paperweight: the only trump maga merchandise you will ever need; The original and copyrighted Donald Trump figure pen holder for desk to enjoy his presidency or to make a funny prank gift to your republican friends. Trump memorabilia: hate or love him, but you just can't ignore him; Our Donald Trump merchandise makes a valuable collector's item perfect for any political humor collection; Excellent addition to other Trump novelties and gags, and a funny Christmas gift for republicans or democrats to make them cringe and laugh for years.

His big hole will hold pens, and sunglasses. Joke gift idea: whether a funny trump gift for white elephant gifts exchange or Donald Trump gag gift for democrats, our Trump man figurine makes political gifts great again!; Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and start conversations, a one of a kind unique gift for Christmas.
BrandDump-a-Trump #ad
ManufacturerPolitical Satire #ad
Height4.8 Inches
Length6.42 Inches
Width6.1 Inches
Part Number9349304

2. Loftus


Loftus Your Number 2 Pen! Poo Pen

Loftus #ad - This 4" pen looks like real poop. Best gag gift ever. Actual packaging may vary from what is shown, although the product is the same. Can be re-used. Your #2 pen.
BrandLoftus #ad
ManufacturerOasis Supply #ad
Height0.47 Inches
Length4.13 Inches
Weight0.04 Pounds
Width0.75 Inches
Part NumberLOF JW-0134
ModelLOF JW-0134
WarrantyNo Warranty

3. Wooden Shoe Designs


Offencils Profanity Pencils, Naughty Words, Offensive Pencils Rated R, Funny Curse Pencils

Wooden Shoe Designs #ad - Perfect amount: set of 20 pencils with printings ranging from TWAT FACE to CUNTY MCCUNTFACE, packaged in a handcrafted pencil box and are a standard 7.

5 inches in length. Excellent quality: each 100% real #2 lead pencils is printed with varying degrees of profanity. Amazing lifetime customer service: You love them or your money back for life - we keep our promises to our customers and treat you like family! Wonderful & sweary: a unique gift for the person in your life who loves a good curse word or two, and there are even a few curse words here you've probably never even thought of. A great way to add to your repertoire. Just sharpen them and they are ready for all your profanity laden notes.
BrandWooden Shoe Designs #ad
ManufacturerTorched #ad
Weight0.13 Pounds



Office stationary, Offensive Pens- Funny pens, gag gift, funny gift

OFFENSIVE CRAYONS #ad - Black Ink. Phrases include: that's not my job per my last email i'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow This Meeting Could Have Been An Email Oh, For Fucks Sake.

The perfect gag gift for teachers, janitors, white elephant, hanukkah, secret santa, girlfriends, office gifts, brothers, plumbers, Valentines, Christmas, for the neighbor down the street, parents, holidays, stoners, students, boyfriends, coworkers, sisters, grandmothers, step-sisters, and more.55 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the sh*t out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it. Finally, the pen set no one asked for.
ManufacturerOffensive Crayons #ad
Part NumberOP101

5. Planet Pens


Cool, & Unique Kids & Adults Office Supplies Ballpoint Pen, Colorful Fast Food Writing Pen Instrument For Cool Stationery School & Office Desk Decor Accessories, Fun, Planet Pens Hotdog Novelty Pen

Planet Pens #ad - The hotdog novelty pen comes with a unique design you will love - we all love stationary, study, journal writing, the smile on your face and the look on your desk. Pen collectors will be thrilled to add a novelty pen to their office supplies. This nice writing pen is a cool looking food office supplies that is comfortable pen for writing & features 3D details that result in realistic fast food hotdog pen design.

Ideal use for the hotdog writing pen - collectible novelty pen for writing, & adults that will add fun and uniqueness to your stationery collection and office workspace fashion. Enjoy witting with this cool-looking fast food pen everyone will enjoy for school, so wait until you feel this cool novelty fast food pen in your hand, and office work. Our novelty pens are designed with a comfortable grip and a ballpoint that dispenses ink from the cartridge smoothly. Included with the purchase of hotdog stationary pen - includes 1 hotdog ballpoint resin pen that is 6 inches long and comes with black ink, packaged in a unique fast-food themed carding.

High quality hotdog resin ballpoint pen - made of high-quality, durable and lightweight resin, students, teachers, and detailed hand painted non-toxic paint. The novelty pen writes permanent black ink that dries quickly & does not smudge on paper. This amazing hotdog pen is perfect for pen lovers who like to get more than just ink from their writing supplies. This cool pen is the perfect gift for both kids and adults who likes to write in style.
BrandPlanet Pens #ad
ManufacturerPuzzled Inc #ad
Height0.6 Inches
Length5.1 Inches
Weight0.2 Pounds
Width0.9 Inches
Part Number3721



Engraved Pink Leather Pen, Funny Gag Gift, Bitch please I'm so fucking FABULOUS, I piss glitter and shit rainbows

KATE POSH #ad - Pen is engraved carved, not printed. Compatible with Cross style refills. Ballpoint, black ink. Beautifully packaged in tissue paper and a gift box. All pens are hand-crafted by artisans in our CA facility. Ready to give as gift. Top-quality leatherette. Measures: 5 1/2" Long.
BrandKATE POSH #ad
ManufacturerKATE POSH #ad
Part NumberLPPK2736764

7. sencoo


Sencoo Girl Cute Pens Kawaii Pen Cute Cat Pen 0.5 mm Gel Pens Black Ball Point Pens for School Office Supplies 12 cat

sencoo #ad - Not including pen holder. Pen type: the cute cat pen with a fine point of 05 mm, gel-style ink in black color, smooth-flowing, convenient for your writing and drawing.

Material: plastic pen shell, do not distort, lightweight and easy to carry, convenient to put in handbag and you can use this pen for emergency. Cute cat pen: come with a cute look, the kitten engraved on the pen has a different expression for each color, very lovely and unique. Package including: 1 package contains 12 pieces cute pens. Good gel pens: the cat gel pen is easy to write, only need small pressure to finish a clear line; Suitable for all ages, it can start quickly and don't drag, good gift for back to school.
Brandsencoo #ad
Manufacturersencoo #ad
Height0.39 Inches
Length5.91 Inches
Weight0.02 Pounds
Width0.39 Inches
Part NumberSN-5

8. Canopy Street


Snarky Office Pens/Set of 5 Funny Pens, Vibrant Color With Funny White Imprint/Brightly Colored Pen Ink Matches Barrel

Canopy Street #ad - The perfect gift: give a set or two of these hilarious pens to all the sassy, birthday, snarky office dwellers in your life. Each pen's ink color coordinates with the color of the pen.

Unique design: vibrant pens contain white imprinted sayings like this could have Been An Email, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud, Oh You're Still Talking, Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come, and Same Shit…Different Day. A great gift for a new job, boss's day or daily use if you want to let everyone around you know that people-ing isn't always your strongest skill set. Proudly produced in the USA. Perfect for: let everyone know just how borderline disgruntled and snarky you really are by using these pencils at home or in the office. Includes: 5 rainbow click Pens.
BrandCanopy Street #ad
ManufacturerCanopy Street #ad
Height5 Inches
Length5 Inches
Width5 Inches
Part Number64-M44298-AMZ-ASST-NEW

9. Outus


Snarky Office Pens Funny Ballpoint Pens Work Sucks Pen Insulting Complaining Quotes Pen Vibrant Negative Passive Pens for Colleague Co-Worker, Black Ink 10 Pieces

Outus #ad - Smooth to write: 05 mm point tip provide define lines and reduce skipping when writing, which makes these ballpoint pens write smoothly on many kinds of papers, and the black ink will not penetrate the paper. Nice gifts: you can give a set or 2 of these complaining quotes pens to the sassy, snarky dwellers in your life, nice gifts for a new job, birthday, boss's day or daily use if you want to let everyone around you know that people-ing isn't always your strongest skill; Let everyone know just how borderline disgruntled you really are by using these pens at home or in the office.

Quality material: the complaining pens are made from durable metallic materials and write smoothly and comfortably, these metal complaining pens are also good ways to show them their funny complaint makes a difference. You will receive: there are 10 pieces ballpoint pens with 10 different complaining quotes, which is portable and convenient to use, the length of the pen is approx 13.

6 cm/ 5. 4 inches, can meet your different usage requirements. Complaints and negative energy: these complaining message pens are metallic looking with complaining quotes printed on the front, DIFFERENT DAY", "SAME THING, etc. Your face is weird", such as "everyone's judging you", dissatisfaction with life and vent emotions, these quotes can express your personality, regulate emotions.
BrandOutus #ad
ManufacturerOutus #ad
Part NumberOutus-Pen -09

10. Scriveiner


Stunning Luxury Pen with 24K Gold Finish, Nice Pens, Schmidt Ink Refill, Executive Office, Professional, Best Roller Ball Pen Gift Set for Men & Women, Scriveiner Silver Chrome Rollerball Pen

Scriveiner #ad - Brass with silver chrome finished in 24 karat gold. If you are not satisfied then we will put it right or refund you – whichever you prefer. We know the quality of our products and we want you to have the best possible. Express elegance, sophistication and understated luxury – scriveiner pens are designed in London, England and share the timeless attributes of classic British design.

Perfectly weighted and balanced for your writing comfort – this is a luxury pen designed for those who love to write every day. Enjoy the feel of a true luxury pen in your hand – stunning luxury rollerball pen by Scriveiner. This combines the ink feel of a fountain pen with the convenience of a ballpoint and gives a superior writing action to gel ink pens. Transcribe your thoughts effortlessly – we use the schmidt liquid ink system from germany which allows your pen to glide smoothly across any type of paper.

Buy with total confidence – incredible customer service and 100% money back guarantee. Whether as a casual or executive pen, for work, office or personal use, your Scriveiner rollerball will be admired by those around you. Our customers are at the heart of everything we do. Impress your colleagues and your loved ones – the pen comes in a beautiful presentation box making it the perfect gift. Premium quality and understated luxury from a boutique British brand.
BrandScriveiner #ad
ManufacturerScriveiner #ad
Part NumberSVRB00003