Top 10 Adult Valentines Day Cards Funny – Greeting Cards

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1. NobleWorks

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Naughty Adult Humor, Valentine Love Notecard with Envelope 1 Card, Never Find Your Body 2151, Funny Card for Valentines Day, NobleWorks

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NobleWorks #ad - Every stationery notecard is made from thick, paper cardstock with 30 percent recycled content. Personalize your loving notes and sentiments on the card's smooth, interior writing surface. Inside greeting says:. As hot as i do! be my valentine or else! receive 1, funny valentine's Day card with envelope; Perfect Valentines gift for couples or spouse. This valentine card has a glossy cover page that is slightly longer than the back for easy opening.
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ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.01 Inches
Length5 Inches
Weight0.04 Pounds
Width7 Inches
Part Number2151
Model2151

2. NobleWorks

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Naughty, Sexy Love Card with Envelope 2007, NobleWorks, What Happened to Leaf, Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card

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NobleWorks #ad - Our print on demand technology reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. This funny v-card is small to carry but leaves a lasting impression! Socially responsible - keeping us jobs at home, white, most of our products are Made in the USA and Canada for almost 40 years.

It's described as standard-sized stationery notecard and ships with a 5x7 mailing envelope for your convenience. This card is made of high-quality paper card stock and crafted by professional artists. We use thick, glossy cardstock no papyrus, naturally, w/ 30% recycled content. Valentines card - there's a generous room inside this card for your personalized greetings. Card's inside sentiment reads - hope your valentine's day is smokin' - Make this the best Valentine's Day your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend has ever had! This unique cartoon V-card is cheaper than jewelry but makes a huge impact!.

Award winning brand - founded in 1980, family owned, national brand. Size - this 4. 63 x 6. 75-inch greeting card is can carry your sweet greetings and special Valentine messages in style. We’re an american based, nobleworks and the Best Card Company, its non humor division, is an award-winning, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association.
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ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length7 Inches
Width5 Inches
Part Number2007
Model2007

3. Hallmark

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Hallmark Shoebox Funny Valentine's Day Card for Significant Other Heart and Arrows

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Hallmark #ad - These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate, and always timely. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.

Cover features a dimensional metallic heart that reads, "I had no idea what to get you for Valentine's Day, " accented with glittery gold arrows on a light blue geometric background. Inside reads: "I mean, you already have me!". With a modern design and witty sentiment inside, this card is the perfect accompaniment to any great Valentine's Day gift and a memorable way to wish the person you love a happy Valentine's Day.

Shoebox funny greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. Give your husband, boyfriend, wife, girlfriend, or romantic partner a good laugh with a funny Valentine's Day card they're sure to appreciate. Valentine's day card measures 5" x 7. 2" and comes with a coordinating envelope.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5 Inches
Weight0.06 Pounds
Width7.19 Inches
Part Number0499VFE7192
Model0499VFE7192

4. NobleWorks

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Naughty Valentine, Kiss My Nose 2201, NobleWorks, Funny Valentines Day Card for Adults, Spouse Notecard with Envelope 1 Card

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NobleWorks #ad - Personalize your loving notes and sentiments on the card's smooth, interior writing surface. Every stationery notecard is made from thick, paper cardstock with 30 percent recycled content. This valentine card has a glossy cover page that is slightly longer than the back for easy opening. Will you be My Valentine? Inside greeting says: i fell For You. Receive 1, funny valentine's Day card with envelope; Perfect Valentines gift for couples or spouse.
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ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length7 Inches
Weight0.04 Pounds
Width5 Inches
Part Number2201
Model2201

5. Hallmark

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Hallmark Nintendo Super Mario Valentine's Day Card for Significant Other

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Hallmark #ad - Happy valentine's Day to the one I'm so lucky to love. ". Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.

Inside reads: "The heart always finds its way. Cover features mario leaping over a piranha plant with red and gold foil accents and a gemstone star. With a nostalgic design and warm sentiment inside, this card is the perfect accompaniment to any great Valentine's Day gift and a memorable way to wish the person you love a happy Valentine's Day. Valentine's day card measures 5. 8" x 8. 3" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Send a sweet note to your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or romantic partner who loves Mario with a fun Valentine's Day card made especially for them.
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ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5.75 Inches
Width8.31 Inches
Part Number559VFE2017
Model559VFE2017

6. Decolove

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Adult Funny Love Card, Rude Birthday Card for Boyfriend Husband, Valentines Day Card

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Decolove #ad - Digital printed on quality 300gsm recyclable card stock. Packaged in a clear plastic sleeve for protection. This funny interactive card will definitely make him smile. Card sizewhen folded: 205 x 13. 5 cm / 8 x 5. 3 inches. Envelope included. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Fast delivery.
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ManufacturerDecolove #ad
Part NumberDC-VD75-JJ-PN

7. Hallmark

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Hallmark Harry Potter Valentine's Day Card for Significant Other Golden Snitch

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Hallmark #ad - Inside reads: "you make my heart take flight, and every day I'm so glad to have a keeper like you. Send an owl or use the regular mail to wish your husband, boyfriend, wife, or girlfriend who loves Harry Potter a happy Valentine's Day.

Valentine's day card measures 5. 8" x 8. 3" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Cover features a golden snitch flying through the air above a quidditch pitch with Hogwarts in the background, accented with gold foil. With a magical design and witty message, this card is the perfect accompaniment to any great Valentine's Day gift and a memorable way to wish a beloved muggle a happy Valentine's Day. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Happy Valentine's Day. ".
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ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC #ad
Height0.13 Inches
Length5.75 Inches
Weight0.06 Pounds
Width8.31 Inches
Part Number659VFE2019
Model659VFE2019

8. NobleWorks

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Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card, Notecard with Envelope 1 Card, Naughty Humor for Valentine, Ice Cream 2219, NobleWorks

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NobleWorks #ad - Inside greeting says: you Make Me Melt. Personalize your loving notes and sentiments on the card's smooth, interior writing surface. Every stationery notecard is made from thick, paper cardstock with 30 percent recycled content. This valentine card has a glossy cover page that is slightly longer than the back for easy opening. Happy Valentine's Day. Receive 1, funny valentine's Day card with envelope; Perfect Valentines gift for couples or spouse.
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ManufacturerNobleWorks #ad
Height0.2 Inches
Length7 Inches
Weight0.05 Pounds
Width5 Inches
Part Number2219
Model2219

9. AIzombi

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Adult Rude Anniversary Card, Naughty Love Card, Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card for Husband Boyfriend

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AIzombi #ad - Size folded: | 8 x 5. 3 inches | 205 x 13. 5 cm. Premium super smooth 300gsm white card. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Blank inside for your personal message. Funny love card, it’s sure to bring a smile to his face. Envelope included. Fast delivery.
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ManufacturerAIzombi #ad
Part NumberAZB-QRJ102-XHLF-PN

10. Maplelon

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Inappropriate Mature Adult Humor, Humor Valentine's Day Card for Husband Boyfriend, Funny Anniversary Card

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Maplelon #ad - Includes an extra thick envelope in case you want to mail your card. Card measures 8" x 5. 3" inches folded. Card wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Printed on premium, smooth, heavy cardstock. Blank inside for your personal message.
BrandMaplelon #ad
ManufacturerMaplelon #ad
Part NumberMBL-HC112-RZYQ-PN